Nordic News

  • 2020 IB exams will no longer take place
  • Wash your hands
  • Washington K-12 schools closed for the rest of the 2019-2020 school year
  • AP exams will take place online from May 11 to May 22
  • Congratulations to the 2020-2021 class executives

A Cheeky guide to surviving (and thriving) during COVID-19

A Cheeky guide to surviving (and thriving) during COVID-19

Sonya Sheptunov and Mia Tavares

April 22, 2020

Click below for Cheeky's one-and-only patented guide to surviving during the COVID-19 apocalypse!  

Cheeky future predictions

Art by Gabe Kramer

Gabe Kramer, Reporter

April 16, 2020

Cheeky has used some of the most state-of-the-art bootleg crystal balls on the market to bring you visions of the distant future. Out of the possible outcomes we saw, four have been selected for your viewing pleasure. Some are good, some are bad, but one thing is certain: we have no idea if they ar...

Cheeky Valentine’s crossword

Valentine's Day is here once again. It's time to celebrate with a puzzling puzzle to reveal what you need to get your significant other to make this Valentine's extra special. Art by Rahima Baluch

Rahima Baluch, Web-Editor-in-Chief

February 7, 2020

Download the PDF below and complete this crossword to determine the perfect Valentine's gift. Cheeky page 23 (4)

Timber: groundhog tinder

Cheeky headline

Gabe Kramer, Reporter

February 7, 2020

...

Cheeky horoscopes

Cheeky horoscope constellation wheel graphic and title. Art by Gabe Kramer and Margaret He

Gabe Kramer and Margaret He

December 20, 2019

  Your freezer breaks and all your ice cream melts. Forget the ice cream and yell at your freezer for breaking down. Inspired by your pep talk, your freezer begins running again. Literally. After a few laps around your house, your creamy dessert is saved! You take your mildly-melted d...

Forbidden fables

Cheeky's forbidden fables header. Art by Sonya Sheptunov and Kellen Hoard

Sonya Sheptunov and Kellen Hoard

December 20, 2019

  Here comes Santa Claus, right down...a communist lane? He takes from the rich and gives to the needy in honor of Karl Marx. The Yuletide man dressed from head to toe in red fulfills his duty to the motherland— lucky for him, going down chimneys on Christmas is the perfect disguise for a Communist s...

Cheeky Thanksgiving pranks

Cheeky Thanksgiving pranks

Rahima Baluch and Gabe Kramer

November 22, 2019

Fixing the pumpkin pie It’s time for a change — the age-old mix of pumpkin pie isn’t working for us anymore. With winter coming, the cold is becoming too much to bear. What you need is some extra ingredients to really heat things up! Be sure not to skimp out on the crucial spices such as cayenn...

Cheeky’s franken-recipes

Cheeky's franken-recipes

Margaret He and Cathy Zhao

November 22, 2019

  Disclaimer: This article is purely satire. For best results, complete all recipes at once. We at Cheeky are sorry if the recipe becomes poisonous....

Cheeky Halloween origami

Cheeky Halloween origami

Naomi Nam, Reporter

October 25, 2019

Having trouble deciding what to be for Halloween? Take a risk with a magical fortune teller to reveal your fate: are you more likely to be zombie student insomniac or a makeup perfectionist banshee? ...

Inventions nobody needs

Inventions nobody needs

Mia Tavares, Reporter

October 25, 2019

Cyber Calhoun No security can beat C.A.L.H.O.U.N. Let's take this elite force onto the internet and make crippling and preventable hacks a thing of the past. This unit will ensure no hackers park in your cyber spot.                ...

DECLASSIFIED: Cheeky’s top-secret back-to-school survival checklist

Art by Sonya Sheptunov

Aditi Jain, Sonya Sheptunov, and Rahima Baluch

September 7, 2019

Experience extreme senioritis, regardless of whether or not you’re a senior. If you play your cards right, it should hit the first day of freshman year.  Sign a dance contract for Homecoming because otherwise, once you start dancing you legally can’t stop. You’ll be dancing your way to a court...

The student news site of Inglemoor High School
Cheeky