“Need a little spooky action?”
Carina Bixby, Cami Brix, and Rachel Lawson
October 31, 2018
Are you overcome with schoolwork or other human obligations, but you need a little Halloween hit? Look no further, for Cheeky knows how you can spook up your daily routine. Happy hunting! • We would suggest that you cut holes in your sheets but we all know you’ve already been ghosted enough this...
Letter to the editor: dinosaur cheeky nuggets?
Audri Saulters and Sonya Sheptunov
October 17, 2018
Letter to the editor, While I understand that a letter to the editor has certain conventions, I will absolutely disregard them for the sake of this response. The paper is intended to address the lives and needs of the students. Students always complain about being unhappy or stressed. I have a si...
Applying some Cheek to college
Rachel Lawson, Olivia Sasson, and Audri Saulters
August 6, 2018
Ahh, early onset senioritis is in the air, and it’s making your motivation to start college apps plummet into the abyss of Netflix and Cheeto fingers. No need to worry, because Cheeky has curated a special guide, a 100% proven guarantee*, to get you into the college of your dreams. Where to apply The facto...
CheECO friendly tips
Audri Saulters and Alex Haworth
April 24, 2018
Filed under Cheeky
Hug all the trees in the Seattle Metropolitan Area. Do a check-in: are they oakay? Remember, this is you consoling the Earth in her final years. Throw your trash off the ends of the Earth because we all know it’s flat anyway. Put the fossil fuels back into the ground so they can become dinosaurs again. Cu...
Self-deception
Andrew Nguyen, Cheeky Editor
November 17, 2017
Filed under Cheeky, Comics, Print Stories
Cheeky’s guide to friendship
Alex Haworth, Managing Editor
October 25, 2017
Ah, mid October. Everyone has settled into the routine of school, or at least are faking it in an elaborate scheme to make you question your own sanity. Either way, things are settling down, and it’s time to decide who will have the “honor” of serving in your friend group, which is sure to last th...
Cheeky conspiracy theories
Andrew Nguyen and Alex Haworth
October 12, 2017
Filed under Cheeky, Print Stories
Cheeky’s guide to surviving the suburban wilderness
Andrew Nguyen, Alex Haworth, and Christian Barlow
September 19, 2017
High school is all about being at the top of the pack. Show your alpha status by boasting the largest antlers and dueling all who would dare to oppose you. To improve your chances of surviving until graduation, you must camouflage yourself. Conform to others’ expectations and think just...
Time travel
Andrew Nguyen, Cheeky Editor
September 10, 2017
Filed under Cheeky, Comics, Print Stories
Rahima Baluch, Reporter
January 21, 2019
The first Martin Luther King Jr. Day was celebrated on Jan. 20, 1986 with marches, church services and a freedom train that ran from San Jose to San Francisco. Today, we celebrate...
