Nordic News

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  • Parent Open House is September 19th
  • First day of school is September 5th
  • PSAT is Wednesday, October 16
  • Picture day is September 6th

DECLASSIFIED: Cheeky’s top-secret back-to-school survival checklist

DECLASSIFIED: Cheeky’s top-secret back-to-school survival checklist

Aditi Jain, Sonya Sheptunov, and Rahima Baluch

September 7, 2019

Experience extreme senioritis, regardless of whether or not you’re a senior. If you play your cards right, it should hit the first day of freshman year.  Sign a dance contract for Homecoming because otherwise, once you start dancing you legally can’t stop. You’ll be dancing your way to a court...

DIY Prom: Cheeky Style

DIY Prom: Cheeky Style

Rachel Lawson and Minita Layal

May 18, 2019

Disclaimer: This article is purely satire. If you even considered for a split second that this advice was worth taking, there is a 99% chance that you are without a date and will kindly refrain from filling out the heads. We at Cheeky are sorry....

#VOTECHEEKY2020

#VOTECHEEKY2020

Evelynn Li and Audri Saulters

April 19, 2019

Meet Chadwick (Chad) Hometown: Beige, Wyoming Current Occupation: Influencer. That’s right, he spreads the flu. What a sick dude. Political alignment: A member of the Green-Tea Party, which doubles as a book club on Tuesdays. Qualifications - Mayor of his town on Club Penguin - Met Obama’s cou...

Cheeky Alpha: Puzzle Page

Cheeky Alpha: Puzzle Page

Miles Gelatt and Olivia Sasson

March 7, 2019

Disclaimer: Nordic does not condone sleep deprivation and in fact recommends full winter hibernation. The collective hive-mind that is Cheeky is very tired and hope Scandia knows we love them #plsloveustoowe’relonely. We at Cheeky are sorry.

“Need a little spooky action?”

“Need a little spooky action?”

Carina Bixby, Cami Brix, and Rachel Lawson

October 31, 2018

Are you overcome with schoolwork or other human obligations, but you need a little Halloween hit? Look no further, for Cheeky knows how you can spook up your daily routine. Happy hunting! • We would suggest that you cut holes in your sheets but we all know you’ve already been ghosted enough this...

Letter to the editor: dinosaur cheeky nuggets?

Letter to the editor: dinosaur cheeky nuggets?

Audri Saulters and Sonya Sheptunov

October 17, 2018

Letter to the editor, While I understand that a letter to the editor has certain conventions, I will absolutely disregard them for the sake of this response. The paper is intended to address the lives and needs of the students. Students always complain about being unhappy or stressed. I have a si...

Applying some Cheek to college

Applying some Cheek to college

Rachel Lawson, Olivia Sasson, and Audri Saulters

August 6, 2018

Ahh, early onset senioritis is in the air, and it’s making your motivation to start college apps plummet into the abyss of Netflix and Cheeto fingers. No need to worry, because Cheeky has curated a special guide, a 100% proven guarantee*, to get you into the college of your dreams. Where to apply The facto...

CheECO friendly tips

CheECO friendly tips

Audri Saulters and Alex Haworth

April 24, 2018

Hug all the trees in the Seattle Metropolitan Area. Do a check-in: are they oakay? Remember, this is you consoling the Earth in her final years. Throw your trash off the ends of the Earth because we all know it’s flat anyway. Put the fossil fuels back into the ground so they can become dinosaurs again. Cu...

Twelve days of cheeky QUIZ

Twelve days of cheeky QUIZ

December 22, 2017

Art by Rachel Lawson  ...

Santa please

Santa please

Andrew Nguyen, Cheeky Editor

December 16, 2017

Self-deception

Self-deception

Andrew Nguyen, Cheeky Editor

November 17, 2017

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