A Cheeky guide to surviving (and thriving) during COVID-19
Sonya Sheptunov and Mia Tavares
April 22, 2020
Click below for Cheeky's one-and-only patented guide to surviving during the COVID-19 apocalypse!
Cheeky future predictions
Gabe Kramer, Reporter
April 16, 2020
Cheeky has used some of the most state-of-the-art bootleg crystal balls on the market to bring you visions of the distant future. Out of the possible outcomes we saw, four have been selected for your viewing pleasure. Some are good, some are bad, but one thing is certain: we have no idea if they ar...
Cheeky Valentine’s crossword
Rahima Baluch, Web-Editor-in-Chief
February 7, 2020
Download the PDF below and complete this crossword to determine the perfect Valentine's gift. Cheeky page 23 (4)
Cheeky horoscopes
December 20, 2019
Your freezer breaks and all your ice cream melts. Forget the ice cream and yell at your freezer for breaking down. Inspired by your pep talk, your freezer begins running again. Literally. After a few laps around your house, your creamy dessert is saved! You take your mildly-melted d...
Forbidden fables
Sonya Sheptunov and Kellen Hoard
December 20, 2019
Here comes Santa Claus, right down...a communist lane? He takes from the rich and gives to the needy in honor of Karl Marx. The Yuletide man dressed from head to toe in red fulfills his duty to the motherland— lucky for him, going down chimneys on Christmas is the perfect disguise for a Communist s...
Cheeky Thanksgiving pranks
November 22, 2019
Fixing the pumpkin pie It’s time for a change — the age-old mix of pumpkin pie isn’t working for us anymore. With winter coming, the cold is becoming too much to bear. What you need is some extra ingredients to really heat things up! Be sure not to skimp out on the crucial spices such as cayenn...
Cheeky’s franken-recipes
November 22, 2019
Disclaimer: This article is purely satire. For best results, complete all recipes at once. We at Cheeky are sorry if the recipe becomes poisonous....
Cheeky Halloween origami
Naomi Nam, Reporter
October 25, 2019
Having trouble deciding what to be for Halloween? Take a risk with a magical fortune teller to reveal your fate: are you more likely to be zombie student insomniac or a makeup perfectionist banshee? ...
Inventions nobody needs
Mia Tavares, Reporter
October 25, 2019
Cyber Calhoun No security can beat C.A.L.H.O.U.N. Let's take this elite force onto the internet and make crippling and preventable hacks a thing of the past. This unit will ensure no hackers park in your cyber spot. ...
DECLASSIFIED: Cheeky’s top-secret back-to-school survival checklist
Aditi Jain, Sonya Sheptunov, and Rahima Baluch
September 7, 2019
Experience extreme senioritis, regardless of whether or not you’re a senior. If you play your cards right, it should hit the first day of freshman year. Sign a dance contract for Homecoming because otherwise, once you start dancing you legally can’t stop. You’ll be dancing your way to a court...
Sofia Leotta, Copy Editor
July 23, 2020
Comet NEOWISE, officially known as C/2020 F3, has recently sparked a glimmer of excitement around the world as it passes close to Earth in its travel through space. The bright...
