Coming home from a long day at school, you return home to your lonely room. Suddenly, you hear three flaps of a wing and the sweet tones of a harp outside your window. You peak through the blinds to see a young child sitting on the window sill. After admiring his blonde curls, you catch a glance of a heart-tipped arrow in his quiver! Upon opening the window, you realize it’s Cupid, who has come for a visit as Valentine’s Day nears. He speaks of a future love interest approaching. Next thing you know, a dazzling arrow pierces your heart. Despite your fear of dying because of a baby with wings, the sudden butterflies in your stomach focus your attention elsewhere. Still confused, you whip your head to ask a question—only to see the young boy has disappeared. Answer these five questions to make your path and discover your fate!

In the coming days, you don’t notice much other than your typical hallway crush. But, one day, you hear a buzz from your phone as you’re sitting on your bed. The notification reads that you’ve received a new follower, who is none other than your infamous hallway crush.

(Higher points do not lead to a better ending. Pick the choice that calls to your yearning heart.)

1. After weeks of hints and posting “is love island good?” on your Instagram notes, you finally start a conversation with them! And even manage to get their number! What contact name are you choosing?

1. Sweet thang +2
2. Pookalicious +7
3. Their name +11
4. Baddie alert +4

2. Throughout the week, you consistently talk with your boo thang on the phone and at school. Things are looking pretty good and you even landed a date on the 14th of February. Where will you go to impress them? 

1. Fancy Restaurant +9
2. Trampoline park  +13
3. Coffee and Park +5
4. Japan 2026 +2

3. You have been bestowed the honor to pick them up! Hoping to awe them, you figured you should bring something nice . After thinking long and hard, you narrowed it down to four options. How are you picking them up?

1. Your car and flowers +14
2. Limo and your autograph +8
3. Tandem Bike and stuffed animal +3
4. Stroller and some child +2

4. Now, you’re on the way to your date location. Things seem to be going swimmingly until it’s your turn on aux. What tunes are you playing?

1. “Don’t” by Bryson Tiller +7
2. “Leave em alone” by Lil Baby +10
3. “Phantom” by Esdeekid -4
4. Underground sweetish rap +0

5. Other than a few jokes that didn’t land and failed attempts at holding their hand, you make it back to their place to drop them off. Upon approaching the door, you try to think of something to say. What do you do?

1. Do you need me to tuck you in? +4
2. Let’s do this again sometime. +10
3. You don’t say anything and run away +0
4. Will you marry me? -5

You come home feeling uneasy about what your future holds…

Add up your points to see what happens!

Results!

Ghosted: (0-15 points)

You text them later that next day to find they have turned their read receipts off. Throughout the next few weeks, you never get a reply to your message—they don’t even make eye contact with you at school! Heartbroken and sad, you begin the #CancelCupid trend on Instagram, which actually gains some attention! With your new online community of hopeless romantics, let’s hope Cupid doesn’t shoot you with a real arrow.

Dating: (16-30 points)

Later that night, you get a text from your crush suggesting a future date! As your talks continue, your connection grows stronger and stronger. After a few weeks of going out, Cupid returns to your window sill. He congratulates you and leaves you an arrow to keep as a souvenir with one rule: don’t play matchmaker.

Friendzoned: (31-49 points)

You lay in your bed snuggled within the sheets, waiting for your custom “Careless Whisper” ringtone to play. Your phone comes to life at midnight, and you lunge across your bed to grab it from the nightstand. You received one new message from your date. Upon viewing it, your wide smile suddenly turns grim as you look in horror at the rejection text of your nightmares. Now as friends, you shoot out of bed and speed to Instagram to repost as many “romance is dead” videos as possible.

Your Winter Arc Begins (50+)

Your situationship began going downhill and now all you have are TikToks critiquing your every physical flaw. Now brainwashed, you decide to purchase BasedTM texture powder to reach optimal facial harmony. After weeks of icing your face and spending hundreds of dollars on mouth tape, Cupid comes back to visit you. Upon seeing your positive canthal tilt he doesn’t recognize you at first. Now enlightened, you tell him he has high potential. Feeling generous, you toss him what you have left of your GoliTM Ashwanganda apple cider gummies alongside your leftover curl enhancing cream. Cupid applies the hair product to his now healthy and luscious hair as he flies away thanking you.