Cheeky’s guide to nonchalant self discovery

Cheeky’s guide to nonchalant self discovery

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What artist is playing in the wired earbud glued to your ear like a faraway orchestra playing the sweet tunes of “niche” melodies?

Clairo

Beabadoobe

2Hollis

Frank Ocean

Question 2/3

Which drink would you spend $8 on to slowly consume throughout an entire school day for the maximum performance-to-money ratio that you can squeeze out of a watered-down drink?

Strawberry matcha latte, only ceremonial grade (whatever that means)

A “black coffee” (or at least that’s what you told the barista to call out at the local indie coffee shop as you slipped her a note asking for a double caramel crunch frappuccino)

A lukewarm white Monster (it’s been sitting in the back of your car all week)

Oat milk latte that you swear tastes better than one with regular milk

Question 3/3

What does your “for you” page show you every day?

You don’t watch TikTok; you prefer scrolling Pinterest on your tablet, phone and computer, making sure every- one sees it (you do your doomscrolling in the privacy of your own home)

All about Pibble — you love to know about washing his belly

Edits of niche movies, musicians and sports... maybe some Young Sheldon videos with ASMR slime mixed in the background

Anywhere from Megamind tormenting schools to in-depth true crime analysis. There’s no telling what it could be!

Cheeky is not responsible for any realization of your true performative nature (or not). Attempts at mysteriousness are appreciated, but we all know you’re not that underground. Play Laufey louder in your wired headphones and you may stand a chance.

About the Contributors

LJ Lamason (she/her), Cheeky Editor, Photo Editor

Senior LJ Lamason is thrilled to be back at Nordic for a final year of convincing people her name does NOT stand for Lebron James and listening to pink noise during late nights. She hopes to be a worthy photography and Cheeky editor, take photos whenever she can and make sure Timothee Chalamet makes it back into Cheeky. In her free time, she swims, drives around with her friends, and enjoys drinking copious amounts of energy drinks to further fuel her antics. She can be spotted clip farming people around campus and filling the Nordic room with endless shenanigans.

Nia Mittal (she/her), Reporter

Junior Nia Mittal is thrilled for her first year on staff as a reporter! She is looking forward to improving her writing skills, learning more about journalism, conducting interviews and meeting new people. She is also very excited to learn about photojournalism and apply those skills in the Inglemoor community. Outside of Nordic, Nia enjoys attending Model United Nations conferences, drinking chai at South Asian Student Association, and running around at robotics competitions. She also loves film photography — which she wants to get better at — baking new desserts and learning how to figure skate. She also adores reading and checking out whichever cookbooks are featured on Libby and at her local library.

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