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Breaking News
- Congratulations to the Track team for their exceptional performance at the Gear Up Eason Invitational!
- Congratulations to Girls Golf and their season-record win against Woodinville!
- Congratulations to the Drama Team for placing 6th for their Murder on the Nile and 27th for their Little Women performances at the State Drama competition!
- Good luck to everyone competing at the International Career Development Conference in Anaheim!
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If you didn’t get a chance to pick up a print newspaper, simply print this webpage our and have fun coming up with crazy recipes for you and your friends to try.
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Margaret He, Co-Editor-in-Chief
Senior Margaret He is the Co-Editor-in-Chief of Nordic News for the 2020-2021 school year. In her third year on staff, Margaret aims to continue Nordic’s mission of serving the Inglemoor community by expanding the newspaper’s physical and digital presence and by creating relevant, informative, and entertaining content. Outside of Nordic, Margaret is a full IB student, varsity tennis player, and the co-founder of Inglemoor’s NGN chapter. In her free time, she works at the Pacific Science Center and consumes copious amounts of milk tea.
Cathy Zhao, Photo Editor
Senior Cathy Zhao is the Photo Editor of Nordic News for the 2020-2021 school year. This year, she hopes to continue writing feature articles on the vibrant members of our community and to help others perfect their photos. Outside of Nordic, she is a full IB student serving on the officer team for Girls Who Code, Technology Student Association and Robotics. Cathy is also passionate about language and education with her involvement in ESL and conversational teaching programs. Her interests include baking, reading, and photography.