A Cheeky guide to surviving (and thriving) during COVID-19
The following text is purely satire. We would never subject the world to the weaponization of Karens, hamster-themed birthday parties and casual necromancy. Any and all name-matching incidents are purely coincidental per the result of multi-dimensional mirroring via a rupture in the space-time continuum.
Cheeky Valentine’s crossword
To be young and in love seems undesirable to say the least. But, of course, with love comes a wave of consumerism in an attempt to show your so-called significant other how much you care about them. Complete
the crossword below to discover the perfect gift to
surprise your partner with on the dreaded Valentine’s
Day.
Cheeky’s franken-recipes
If you didn't get a chance to pick up a print newspaper, simply print this webpage our and have fun coming up with crazy recipes for you and your friends to try.
Cheeky Halloween origami
If you missed our print issue, be sure to print this page out and experience the interactive Cheeky fun for Halloween!
Kellen Hoard, Opinion Editor
January 26, 2021
Author's Note: I was given quite a bit of leeway in terms of topics when I was assigned this piece by the editors, with the only instruction being that I had to...
