Disclaimer: Cheeky does not condone violence and is not responsible for destruction of your holiday decorations.
One cold holiday night there was a cat perching on a shelf. It shared this shelf with an elf. Suddenly a crash was heard throughout the house. Everyone came running to see the cat now sitting alone on their shelf.
All the elves and all the gingerbread men saw their friend broken to pieces on the ground. Only the cat could have pushed him off. This meant war!
The gingerbread men and the elves came together united by a common enemy.
It was a long and hard fought battle. In the end the cat got a tasty treat out of it.