Disclaimer: This article is purely satire. If you even considered for a split second that this advice was worth taking, there is a 99% chance that you are without a date and will kindly refrain from filling out the heads. We at Cheeky are sorry.
Breaking News
- Congratulations to the Track team for their exceptional performance at the Gear Up Eason Invitational!
- Congratulations to Girls Golf and their season-record win against Woodinville!
- Congratulations to the Drama Team for placing 6th for their Murder on the Nile and 27th for their Little Women performances at the State Drama competition!
- Good luck to everyone competing at the International Career Development Conference in Anaheim!
DIY Prom: Cheeky Style
From smuggling illegal snacks to finding a way around that pesky one foot distance rule between you and your dance partner, prom is a classic high school event that is remembered fondly (or not) throughout one’s lifetime. Though prom traditions are firmily set in place, we at Cheeky don’t believe in following the crowd and have found ways to stand out as much as possible for the night-of-a-lifetime.
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About the Contributors
Rachel Lawson, Managing/News Editor
Senior Rachel Lawson is the Managing and News Editor of Nordic News for the 2018-2019 school year. Rachel aims to keep her peers up to date about the world around them, from national to local news. Her goal this year is to branch out and connect with the school population and make individuals feel a part of the Viking family! Outside of Nordic, Rachel considers herself a jack of all trades. She enjoys practicing everything from art to science, as long as she can continue to learn in the process. She also regards herself as a Son of the Law, but will not be pursuing a legislative career. Further questions can be directed towards the hoards of bees that are her bodyguards.
Minita Layal, Web-Editor-in-Chief
Senior Minita Layal is the Web-Editor in Chief of Nordic News for the 2020-2021 school year. Her goal is to continue providing the student body and community with relevant, impactful and informational content. She is also excited to expand the website to keep the community informed. Outside of Nordic, you can find her as a full IB student or reading any number of books. Her interests include creative writing, history, and political science