Questions

Move a point DOWN on the underground legend/cheeky scale for each question you answer yes to. Start at (0,0) on the graph.

1. Does your playlist make you feel cooler than you are?
2. Are most of your favorite artists dead?
3. Do you wear band shirts of bands you don’t listen to?
4. Would you wear wired earbuds solely for aesthetic purposes?

Move a point UP on the underground legend/cheeky scale for each question you answer yes to.

1. Does your playlist make you feel like the main character of a movie?
2. Do your friends refuse to let you have aux?
3. Do you listen to YouTubers’ songs?
4. Do you like songs with silly sound effects?

Move a point to the LEFT on the softboi/brat scale for each question you answer yes to.

1. Does your favorite song make you cry?
2. Do you have cheap RGB string lights in your room?
3. Do you curl up in bed when listening to music?
4. Do you love reading music reviews? (If so, see page 19 😉 )

Move a point to the RIGHT on the softboi/brat scale for each question you answer yes to.

1. Do you enjoy soundtracks of pretentious movies?
2. Do you judge people based on their preferred music streaming platform?
3. Do you “listen to all genres except for country”?
4. Do you have a hype playlist for getting ready in the morning?

Results

You’re a cheeky softboi:

You gravitate towards silly, unserious music. You always brighten the mood and tend to giggle at potty humor. You probably have $5 Amazon string lights decorating your bedroom. When you’re with friends, sometimes you get mad when they play music too loud in the car or go above the speed limit, but they still appreciate you.

You’re an underground legend softboi:

You definitely watched those sad Bart Simpson edits on YouTube in 2018. You act cool on the outside, but on the inside, you really just want to play Minecraft while wrapped up in a blanket and listening to YouTube lo-fi playlists. You also get really, really hurt when you play a song for your friends and they don’t like it.

You’re a cheeky brat:

You’re soooo crazy, we can’t take you anywhere. You’re the life of the party until you kill the vibe by queueing up 10-minute-long ambient tracks or grindcore mixes. But you’ll dance anyway. On the way home from the party, you’d open the sunroof and stand in the car while singing your heart out. You either kill the vibes or start the party; it’s a 50/50 chance.

You’re an underground legend brat:

You run these streets. Everybody wants to be you, but please turn down that underground rap, no one wants to hear 808s that loud. You definitely hit over 80,000 minutes on your Spotify Wrapped because you’ve always got one AirPod in; it’s probably part of your ear by now. Honestly, you should get that checked by a doctor. 

Disclaimer: Cheeky and any parties associated with Cheeky University are not liable for any changes in music taste because of this quiz.