You’ve officially hit romantic rock bottom. But…what if you could be the love of your own life? You can do this in three simple and quick steps. 1) Write yourself a love letter. Pour your lonely little heart into a paper from the back of your math notebook, then seal it up and address it to yourself. 2) Hide the letter. You shouldn’t be able to find it until 20-30 years from now, when your memory of it has completely left your love-ridden brain. There are so many ways you could hide it; you could put it in a remote lock box, with the key hidden at the end of a string of clues and treasure maps, or it could go to the bottom of the drawer you never open. Either way, it’ll probably take you a couple of decades to find it. 3) Rediscover the letter. Be it stuck to the bottom of that old dresser, or hidden at the end of an Indiana-Jones-esque adventure, you’ll find it one day. Woah, what is this, a love letter with your name on it, with no signature? This is completely useless! At least you can go to bed knowing that someone out there loves you, a worthy reward for all of the cleaning and/or adventuring you did.