Before graduating, Nordic’s Class of 2023 left their most prized possessions in an indestructible time capsule. They buried the capsule on a discreet island to leave behind their wisdom. Cheeky disregarded their wishes for the capsule to be opened in the year 3005 and took a peek to share with our adoring fans. Our findings include a variety of strange things from bizarrely realistic pet rocks to a crusty boot that required a hazmat suit to extract. Cheeky leaves the mission of matching the seniors’ possessions to their obituary portraits littered around this issue’s flipbook to the reader.